Peemil's Directive for a Better World:
No. 3563-A. Sub-section B.

By: Peemil.

This post is directed towards those women who may be reading this. I sincerely doubt that there are many out there still reading this drivel, but for those who are, firstly, consider treatment at a mental health facility, and secondly, follow the following rule as I have spoken in your daily lives.

In the first instance, understand this simple reality. Subtlety doesn't go along way when dealing with a man's mind. A sly smile, an engaged conversation or some lingering glances all mean absolute bollocks to men.

Instead, if you care for the company of a male, cut through the impossible carry-on, and instead, present yourselves.

Yes, present yourselves. Turn your back to us, bend over, pull down your pants and expose yourselves to us.

In this manner, everyone knows exactly what is going on, and like in the animal kingdom, the chances are that many males will mount you and give you a good pounding.

Hence, you make the world a better place and don't leave miserable schmucks like me flabbergasted at the revelation that you've been trying it on for the past three months and have given up because I'm "the most clueless man" they've "ever met."

Why is it so difficult with you women?


Above: "Baa..." A Kiwi mans' wet dream.