Humbug and shit.

By: Peemil.

Dear God,

If you, and that long haired cunt also known as Jesus, stop colluding against me, I promise to stop telling people that you ought to have your omnipotent balls squeezed in an even more omnipotent vice till they pop.

It's a fair trade cunt features.

Yours,

Peemil.


Above: Miserable old bastard.